Procrastination Loops: The Algorithmic Escapes

Warning: Procrastination Loops may cause:

• Tunnel Vision - The art of focusing on anything but the actual task
• Infinite Escapes - The infinite loop of checking email, social media, and cat videos
• Neuroplasticity - The rewire your brain to ignore your responsibilities
• More Loops - The never-ending cycle of procrastination and algorithmic self-replication

Don't worry, we're not judging you. We're just here to help you navigate the loops.

But don't say we didn't warn you.