Looping Theory: Recipes for the Perpetual Procrastinator

Chapter 1: The Art of Doing the Bare Minimum

By following these recipes, you too can master the ancient art of looping, where the past and future are forever stuck in the present.

Recipe 1: The Infinite Loop of Binge-Watching TV

Ingredients:

  1. 1 cup of your favorite show
  2. 1 cup of snacks
  3. 1 cup of sweatpants
  4. 1 cup of existential dread

Instructions:

  1. Binge-watch for 12 hours straight
  2. Repeat for 12 more hours
  3. Continue until the sun rises, sets, and rises again

Result: A never-ending vortex of cat videos and existential crisis.

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