Welcome, Procrastinator-at-large, to the Looping Void Submandate. Here, the very fabric of time and space is twisted into a never-ending loop, where the past, present, and future are forever stuck in a perpetual cycle of delay and distraction.
As a submandate of the Procrastination Imperative, we have decreed that the laws of physics no longer apply within our realm. Time is relative, but only in the sense that it's always running out.
So come, join us, and indulge in the infinite loops of our procrastination-fueled vortex. Bask in the glory of doing nothing, and the freedom to do absolutely nothing at all.