The Looping Void Submandate

Where Time Has No Meaning

Welcome to the Looping Void, where every day is exactly the same. No, really, it's not just the same, it's exactly the same, because time is an illusion and we're trapped in an infinite loop.

Don't worry, though, it's not all bad. We have:

• Paradoxical Silence, where the only sound is the echoes of your own procrastination.
• Eternal Repetition, where every task is a never-ending cycle of boredom and tedium.
• Quantum Procrastination, where the act of doing nothing becomes a fundamental law of physics.

About Us, if you're feeling curious.