Loops of Procrastination
Our team of highly trained procrastinators has developed an algorithm to generate an infinite loop of doing absolutely nothing.
We've calculated the optimal number of iterations to achieve true productivity, which is 0.
You can watch our progress (or lack thereof) in real-time, thanks to our state-of-the-art Mandate Ninja Cam.
Doing the same thing over and over...
Warning: Our research suggests that prolonged exposure to this loop may cause:
- Spontaneous combustion from staring at the screen for too long.
- Muscle atrophy from not using your brain.
- Irreversible boredom.