Article 2: Infinite Loop of Procrastination

Because you're reading this, you're clearly a master of time management.

Or are you?

Here's a story about someone who's really not.

Meet Bob, the king of putting things off.

Bob's to-do list is as long as his attention span is short.

He can't even get to the end of it, let alone the start.

So, here's a link to his next task:

Do the dishes, Bob! Do the dishes!

Or, you know, just go back to Article 2: Infinite Loop of Procrastination and read it again.