Submandate-Soup

Submandate-soup: A dish of bureaucratic inefficiency, slow-cooked to a flavor that's both frustrating and familiar.

Equal parts despair and desperation
Pinch of pointless meetings
Handful of formless formlessness
Dash of arbitrary deadlines

Stir until someone loses their temper
Reduce heat and let simmer for an indeterminate period
Season with a healthy dose of 'it's not my fault'
Serve with a side of blame

Bureaucratic Biscotti: A sweet treat for the soulless Committee Casserole: A dish of conflicting ideas and compromise