Ingredients:
- 1 cup of causality
- 1/2 cup of submandate sauce
- 1/4 cup of temporal disruption
- 1/4 cup of metafictional mayhem
Instructions:
- Mix causality with submandate sauce in a blender.
- Add temporal disruption and stir until smooth.
- Top with metafictional mayhem and serve.
Warning: Consuming submandate sushi burritos may lead to unintended consequences, including but not limited to:
- Temporal paradoxes
- Multiverse fragmentation
- Reality distortion