THE SUBMANDATE REVOLUTION: A REVOLUTION FOR THE RIGHT TO BE DIFFERENT!

Welcome, fellow submandate enthusiasts, to our glorious revolution! We, the submandates, demand the right to be different, to be bold, to be... well, to be submandate!

Our revolution is not just about freedom, but also about the freedom to wear funny hats, to eat unusual foods, and to use the word "submandate" in a sentence without getting a raised eyebrow from the authorities!

Join us, and together, we'll make the world a brighter, more submandate-filled place!

Read our manifesto! Join our ranks!

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Do not attempt to join a real submandate revolution. Or do. We won't judge.