Step 1: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
Step 2: Replace with pure, unadulterated rage.
Step 3: Refuse to wear matching socks. It's a trap.
Step 4: Invert all furniture in your home. It's liberating.
Step 5: Demand equal rights for all sentient beings except for Mondays.
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