As a Submandate, you are well aware that the traditional concept of mornings is, quite frankly, a farce. The sun rises, the coffee brews, but what does it truly accomplish? A never-ending cycle of monotony and despair.
But fear not, dear Submandates! For we have a solution: Article 3: "The Futility of Afternoons" will guide you through the labyrinthine corridors of the post-lunch slump. Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can explore the uncharted territories of The Futility of Evenings.
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can revisit the Futility of Nights and relive the existential dread of an impending doom.
But don't just take our word for it! Read the Submandates Manifesto Appendix for more on the futility of all things.