Welcome, traveler, to the realm of the Omega Protocol. Here, we'll guide you through the most obscure, the most enigmatic, and the most downright infuriating mandates known to humanity.
Section 1: Manifesto of Irrelevance
Section 2: Manifesto of Incoherence
Brochures - because who needs a boring old FAQ when you can have a brochure?
Because who needs subtlety when you can have a 16-page folded pamphlet filled with the most obvious and mundane information?
Manifesto of Absolute Nonsense - because sometimes you just need to know that the Emperor's new clothes are, in fact, just a bunch of rags