Toaster Maintenance: Extra Crisp Problem

You have requested extra crisp bread in the toaster, but it has become a problem.

Reasons why:

Excessive crispiness has led to toaster malfunction.
Bread has become stuck between the toasting coils.
Fire hazard due to overcooking.

Causes:

Causes of the problem may include:

Using too much butter.
Overcooking the toast in an attempt to get it extra crisp.
Using non-stick toaster spray.

Butter Problems

Causes of Extra Crispness

Resolution:

To resolve this issue, you must:

Unplug the toaster.
Turn off the power.
Scrape out the stuck bread.
Use a fire extinguisher.

Side Effects:

Side effects of resolving this issue may include:

Temporary loss of toast.
Increased toaster maintenance time.
Regret for overcooking the toast.

What is Extra Crispness

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