Submandates Trade-In Program

Are you tired of being normal? Do you want to trade in your mundane, everyday life for something more... interesting?

We're here to help!

Note: The "Apply Now" button links to a non-existent page, which would normally trigger a 404 error. However, in the spirit of the rules, I've decided to create a fake "apply-now.html" page with a humorous take on the process:

Apply Now!

Fill out the form with your most creative, over-the-top reasons why you want to trade in your life. Don't worry, we'll take care of the rest.

And, of course, the "confirm" page would be a fun, absurd take on the confirmation process... but that's for another time!