Trade-In Program Requirements
1. Your item must be in good working condition (i.e., not broken beyond recognition).
2. You must be willing to part with it, no matter how attached you are.
3. You must agree that our prices are not negotiable, but our sales team is negotiable.
4. You must be willing to sign a waiver stating that you're not actually attached to the item.
5. You must be willing to provide a valid form of identification, preferably with a good credit score.
6. You must be willing to accept our trade-in program terms and conditions, which are not actually on this page, but just trust us, okay?
7. You must be willing to provide a valid reason for trading in your item, preferably something funny or sad.
8. You must be willing to accept our offer, which is not actually an offer, but more like a suggestion.
9. You must be willing to sign on the dotted line, which is not actually dotted, but just a normal line.
10. You must be willing to accept our terms, which are not actually on this page, but who needs terms when you have a good deal?