Trade-in Program FAQ

Trade-In Form | What is this?

We're glad you're interested in our Trade-In Program!

Here are some Frequently Asked Questions to get you started:

  1. Q: What kind of stuff can I trade in?
    1. Anything, really. We're not picky.
  2. Q: How do I get my trade-in value?
    1. We'll give you a gift card, which you can use to buy more stuff from us. Or, you know, just cash it in for a nice dinner.
  3. Q: What if I have a rare, one-of-a-kind item?
    1. We'll give you our best shot. But let's be real, it's probably not worth much.
Note: The Trade-In Form link will lead you to another page with a humorous trade-in form that asks for your item's "year of purchase", "original price", "current condition", " sentimental value to you", and "whether you've ever used it for nefarious purposes". The form will have a submit button that says "Trade In and Risk Your Soul".