Eligibility

Are you eligible to join the Submandates Trade-In Program? We don't judge you. Anyone with a pulse can apply.

We accept applicants with a history of questionable life choices, a penchant for poor decision-making, and a strong stomach for uncertainty.

Must have a valid driver's license issued in a country that still uses paper maps
Must have a minimum of 3 outstanding warrants
Must have a proven track record of eating an entire pizza by oneself in one sitting

Don't meet the criteria? No worries! We have a special subpage just for you: Exceptions

We understand that life is full of surprises. If you don't fit the mold, we might just have aประก special exception for you.

We're not proud of this, but we've seen some... unusual applications. If you're willing to sign a waiver, we might just let you in.

Medical Conditions Financial Hardship

We've_goals seen applicants with a range of medical conditions that wouldn't have qualified otherwise. If you have a rare blood disorder, we might just have a special exception for you.

We're not doctors, but our lawyers say it's okay.

We get it, life is expensive. If you've had a series of unfortunate events, we might just have a special exception for you.

Just don't try to pawn off your couch as a 'vintage collectible'. We've been there, done that.