Submandates Trade-in Program - FAQ & Terms and Conditions

What is the Submandates Trade-in Program?

It's like, a thing.

We take in old, broken Submandates and give you a new one. But, like, only if you're cool.

Q: How do I get started?

A: Just send us your busted Submandate and some cash. We'll give you a new one that's, like, way better.

Q: What's the deal with the terms and conditions?

A: Read 'em. They're, like, super fun.

Read the Terms and Conditions

Terms and Conditions

Don't say we didn't warn you.

1. We reserve the right to reject any trade-in for any reason, or no reason.
2. You must be at least 18 years old to participate. Or, like, 16 with a parental consent form or whatever.
3. Submandates are property of Submandates Inc. Don't even think about trying to steal one.