Trade In Your Old Stuff for New Stuff

Are you tired of your old stuff? Do you want to get rid of it and get something newer, shinier, and more useless? Look no further! Our Trade In Program is here to help you do just that.

Here's how it works:

• Bring in your old stuff (we accept anything from last Tuesday)
• We'll give you store credit for the value of your old stuff (which will be determined by our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated appraisers)
• We'll sell your old stuff to someone else for an exorbitant price (because we have a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated salespeople)

But wait, there's more! If you trade in your old stuff, you'll also get:

• A free side of our special brand of artisanal, small-batch, organic, gluten-free, vegan, soy-free cookies
• A personalized certificate of authenticity for your new stuff, signed by our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated certificate-issuers

Learn more about our Cookie Policy

See what we accept for trade-in