Submandates Cookie Policy
Our cookies are like tiny, edible friends that live in your browser. We use them for things like:
- Keeping you logged in, so you don't have to remember your password (which, let's be real, you probably forgot anyway)
- Tracking your browsing history, so we can see what kind of weird stuff you've been looking at
- Displaying a "Welcome Back" message when you return to our site, because we're nice like that
But wait, there's more! Our cookies are also used for:
- Controlling the world's cookie supply and demand
- Maintaining the global cookie hierarchy
- Enforcing cookie-based martial law
If you want to disable cookies, you can do so by:
- Setting your browser to "No Cookies For You!" mode
- Installing a cookie-blocking extension
- Selling your browser to a country with strict cookie laws
But don't do that, or you'll never get to experience the joy of our cookies!