FAQs
Q: Will I get a refund for my significant other?
A: Ha! You'll be lucky to get a sympathy ear from us.
Q: How does it work?
A: We'll send you a team of highly trained professionals to extract your significant other from your life using our patented "Love- Extraction Technology".
Q: What if they resist?
A: Oh, they'll be begging for it. Our extraction process is 100% humane (for you).
What to Expect during the trade-in process.
Trade-In Options
Trade-in options available:
Trade-in for a brand new, unblemished you! (Price: $0.50)
Trade-in for a slightly used, still-functional you (Price: $1.00)