We're glad you asked! Submandates Trade-In is a revolutionary program designed to help you get rid of that one thing you bought last Tuesday. Yeah, that thing. The thing that's been sitting in your garage, collecting dust and taking up space. It's like a weight loss program, but for stuff.
Our patented process involves taking your gently used item (no scratch and dent, please) and turning it into something else you don't really need. It's like magic, but less sparkly.
For a small fee (see our FEE STRUCTURE page for details), our team of expert Submandaters will take your old thing and turn it into something new, exciting, and slightly useful. Or, at the very least, not as useless as it was before.
We're not just a trade-in program, we're a life coach, a therapist, and a garage sale for your stuff. We're the ultimate solution for the stuff you don't want, but can't seem to get rid of.
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Because, let's face it, you probably shouldn't be keeping that thing. We're not here to judge, but we've seen the state of your garage. It's...interesting.
Our program is not just about getting rid of your stuff, it's about freeing your life from the burdens of clutter and regret. You know, for the people you love (and don't love, but should).
We're not just a service, we're a movement. A movement of decluttering, of minimalism, of SUBMANDICISM.
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