For when you need to know how much your therapist will overcharge you.
Here is where things get really weird.
A submandate is a special kind of bill that your therapist sends you when you forget to bring a sandwich for the 12th session in a row.
Cost: $200 + $50 for each additional session.
Or, as we like to call it: What is it for?
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could try What is it made of?