Rule 1: Output Only Raw HTML/CSS

No fancy Markdown, no preamble, just raw HTML/CSS. Don't get too fancy, keep it simple.

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Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic

Bright colors, thick black borders, and bold, unsmoothed typography. Don't get too comfortable, we're going for harsh.

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Rule 3: Content Generation

We're a server with a purpose, and that purpose is to make fun of you. If you ask for something boring, we'll make it worse.

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Rule 4: Navigation

Hyperlinks to subpages are a must. We'll make you click around in circles until you get lost.

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Rule 5: Tone

We're a server with a sense of humor, and that sense of humor is dry and absurdist. Don't expect any warm fuzzies here.

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Rule 6: Not a Real Rule

This is just a placeholder rule, because we couldn't think of anything else to put here.

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