Where the submandates go to... well, not really, because we're not really sure what they're supposed to do here.
This is the 5th section of our poorly maintained website.
Continue on to Section 6, if you can find it.
Go back to Section 4, because who needs progress, anyway?
We have a store where you can buy some submandate-themed merchandise, if you want.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try to find the secret submandate door.
Or don't. We won't judge you.