In a world where conformity is king, we dare to be different. Welcome to Optional Escapes, the premier destination for those who refuse to be bound by the shackles of sanity.
Here, you'll find the most creative, the most daring, and the most utterly useless excuses for not doing what you're told. Browse our extensive collection of submandates for inspiration.
Mandate 42: I have a rare blood disorder that prevents me from following your instructions.