Submandates: The Unofficial Guide to Suboptimal Decision Making

Welcome to the Submandates, where the art of making questionable choices is taken very seriously.

Section 6: The Suboptimal Decision Making Process

Step 1: Ignore all evidence and data.

Step 2: Make a decision based on a coin flip.

Step 3: Rationalize the decision with a series of half-baked justifications.

Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until the desired outcome is achieved.

Learn more about the Submandates' patented 4-step decision-making process.

Submandates is a registered trademark of the Submandates Institute, a non-profit organization dedicated to spreading suboptimal decision making techniques worldwide.

Subsubpage 1: The Art of Coin Flipping

Learn the ancient art of coin flipping and how it can be used to guide your decision-making process.

Read about the history of coin flipping and its impact on modern society. Discover the different types of coin flips and how they can be used to make suboptimal decisions.