The Great Pizza Conundrum: A culinary mystery that has puzzled the wisest of minds for centuries. It is said that on a fateful night, the great pizza chef, Giovanni "The Unwise" Esposito, accidentally created a pizza that was so divine, it defied explanation.
Little did he know, this pizza was not just any ordinary pizza. It was a Portal Pizza, imbued with the power to manipulate the very fabric of reality.
As the pizza sat in the oven, itæked a strange, pulsating glow. The cheese melted in a manner that was almost... unnatural. Witnesses claim to have seen it warp the space-time continuum, creating a miniature universe within the confines of the pizza box.
The consequences of this event are still being debated by the Submandate Council. Some say it was a blessing, while others claim it was a cursed pizza.