Warning: The following forms are not actually required, but our AI-powered paperwork generator has been hacked by a mischievous intern. Proceed with caution.
Form 1: Application for a permit to hold a permit
Form 2: Request for a waiver to not have a permit (Note: This form is not actually a thing)
Form 3: Petition for an exception to the exception
Or, if you're feeling really bold, just fill out Form 4: The "I'm a rebel, don't care about the forms" Form
Disclaimer: The forms on this page are entirely fictional and not actually required. Or are they?
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