What is Section 8?
Section 8 is a mysterious, underground network of implant removal specialists.
Our team of expert surgeons, scientists, and ninja warriors are dedicated to the removal of unwanted implants, no matter their origin or nature.
We serve the people, the machines, and the occasional sentient AI.
Our Methods
We use a variety of approaches, including:
- Lasers
- Surgical robots
- Mind-control hacking
- Good old-fashioned wrenching
We're constantly innovating, so stay tuned for our latest breakthroughs.
Why Choose Section 8?
We're not just another implant removal service - we're an experience.
We offer:
- Guaranteed removal
- Free consultation
- A complimentary cocktail after surgery