Hamster Facts

Hamster Ninja School: The Ultimate Training Facility

Located deep within the sewers of Tokyo, our hamster ninja school has been training the world's greatest hamster warriors for generations.

Our hamsters are expert ninjas, capable of navigating even the most complex maze of cat food cans.

Join us for our rigorous training program, which includes:

• Extreme Cheese Tasting
• Whisker Maintenance
• Stealthy Tunnel Navigation
• Hamster-Sized Jumps

Apply to become a Hamster Ninja today!

Or, if you're feeling particularly sneaky, apply for our Hamster Spy Agents program.