Welcome, citizen, to the Submandate 8 Section, where the truth is hidden behind a veil of bureaucratic red tape.
We've been asked to serve up Form 3, but don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds. Unless you're trying to hide something.
As we speak, a certain someone is trying to cover up the truth behind the Submandate 8 scandal, but we've got our eyes on you!
Click here to learn more about our investigation into the heart of the Submandate.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try this to see our completely-not-made-up-but-still-pretty-plausible alternate theory.
Section 8 of the Submandate is not just a fancy way of saying "we're watching you." It's a real thing, with real forms, and real consequences.
We've got your number, your address, your favorite snack foods. Don't try to hide, we know you're up to something.
Click here to download our special edition Form 4, the one with all the really important questions.