Level 3: The Penalties - where the consequences of your actions catch up with you. Literally.
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Submandate Level 3: Penalties are divided into three categories:
• Your favorite TV show is now stuck on repeat in your head for the next 48 hours.
• You will be forced to watch a 3-hour long video of a cat playing the piano.
Escalate to Level 4 for more severe consequences.
• Your keyboard will be replaced with a manual typewriter.
• You will be forced to learn the Macarena in front of your friends and family.
Escalate to Level 5 for even more pain.
• You will be trapped in an infinite loop of elevator music.
• Your phone will autocorrect all words to "I'm a little teapot."
• Escalate to Level 4 for more suffering.
Don't worry, it could be worse. You could be on Level 1.