Reality Check Services
Because, let's face it, reality can be tough.
Our expert team of certified Realists will review your life, identify the most likely outcomes, and provide personalized reality checks for a flat fee of only 500 dollars.
Our Services Include:
- Reality checks for relationships, friendships, and family gatherings
- Expert analysis of job market prospects and career growth
- Detailed financial forecasting and investment guidance
- Social media profile audits and networking strategy
But wait, there's more! Our services also include:
- A complimentary "You're Doing Great!" report for clients who have achieved their goals
- A personalized "You're Doing Okay, I Guess" report for clients who are on the right track but not quite there
- A "You're Failing Miserably" report for clients who are, well, failing
About Us
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any emotional distress caused by reality checks. Use at your own risk.