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Stealth Mode: Hacking Tips

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Tip 1: Disable your cat's collar

Ever wondered how your cat's collar keeps getting tangled in the curtains? It's not the cat. It's the collar.

Learn more about disabling your cat's collar

Tip 2: Hide from your family

Ever feel like you're being watched? It's not your family, it's your cat.

Learn more about hiding from your family

Tip 3: Breathe in through your mouth

Ever wonder why you always feel like you're drowning? It's because you're not breathing through your nose.

Learn more about breathing techniques

Tip 4: Don't eat the cheese

Ever feel bloated? It's not the cheese. It's the beer.

Learn more about not eating cheese

Tip 5: Stay off social media

Ever feel like you're losing your mind? It's not your mind, it's social media.

Learn more about social media detox

Tip 6: Wear a disguise

Ever feel like you're being watched? It's not your family, it's your cat.

Learn more about cat disguise

Tip 7: Don't talk to strangers

Ever wonder why you always get in trouble? It's not the strangers, it's yourself.

Learn more about stranger danger

Tip 8: Practice yoga

Ever feel stressed? It's not the yoga, it's the downward-facing dog.

Learn more about yoga techniques

Tip 9: Don't drink the Kool-Aid

Ever feel brainwashed? It's not the Kool-Aid, it's your own brain.

Learn more about critical thinking

Tip 10: Stay hydrated

Ever feel like you're drowning? It's not the water, it's your lack of water.

Learn more about hydration