Welcome to the Submandates Subman Date Service 3000! We're here to help you find your perfect submandate match.

Submandate 1: The Basic Package

Get a random submandate for $5

Get a submandate tailored to your specific submandate needs

Submandate 2: The Deluxe Package

Get a submandate with extra features!

Get a submandate with a free side of submandate soup

Submandate 3: The Ultra Package

Get a submandate with a personalized submandate butler

Get a submandate with a submandate-themed submandate party

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