Welcome to the Submandate-201, where the pursuit of being a better version of yourself is taken very seriously.
We've got a mandate to be the best, and by that, we mean it's a mandate to be the best at doing absolutely nothing productive.
So, what are you waiting for? Get mandated!
Click here to learn more about our Submandate-202 program, where we take the concept of being unproductive to new heights.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Bad Ideas page, where we've compiled a list of the most hare-brained schemes to waste your time.