Welcome to the Submandate Union!

We're a secret organization that submandates everything. Our motto? "Submandating, one bureaucratic form at a time."

Meet our team of submandates:

Stay tuned for more submandates!

Learn more about our newest recruit, Mandate 004: The Submandate of Subtle Subtlety

Submandate 001: The Original

This is our founding submandate, created to submandate all submandates. It's a submandate of great importance, and we're still waiting for it to submandate something.

Submandate 002: The Bureaucratic Behemoth

This submandate has been submandating for so long, it's almost forgotten what it was created to do. Almost.

Submandate 003: The Submandate of Unsubstantiated Claims

This submandate is still trying to submandate the meaning of life, one poorly-worded memo at a time.

Submandate 004: The Submandate of Subtle Subtlety

This submandate is still figuring out what it means to be a submandate. Wish it the best of luck.