Submandate 3-1-3: The Great Cheese Wheel of Fate

Welcome, hapless minion, to Submandate 3-1-3, where the whims of the Cheese Wheel of Fate are the only law. Here, you'll find the latest decrees and dictates from the all-powerful Cheesy Overlord.

Today's Mandate:

Mandate 42-12: All employees are required to wear a name tag with the phrase "I'm with Stupid" printed in bold, 72pt font.

Failure to comply will result in a 10% decrease in cheese rationing. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Related Mandates:

• Previous Mandate 42-11: All coffee cups must be filled with exactly 4.2 units of cream.
• Next Mandate 42-13: The dress code has been updated to include a strict ban on all pastel-colored shirts.

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