Submandate Agreement

Submandates: the ultimate solution for when you want to avoid responsibility, but still look good doing it.

We, the Submandates, have come together to bring you a comprehensive list of agreements that will make your life easier. Literally.

By accepting our Submandate, you agree to do nothing, while still appearing to do something. It's the perfect balance of productivity and laziness.

Submandate Benefits

• Save time by doing nothing!
• Look good while looking bad!
• We'll handle the hard stuff, so you don't have to.

Submandate Agreement is a registered trade-mark of The Submandates Inc.