Submandates Gift Ideas

For those who've reached the pinnacle of human existence and still can't be bothered

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Submandate Gift Ideas

For the Submandate with a taste for the finer things in life

Enlightened Submandate Subscription Box

A quarterly delivery of the latest in Submandate-tiered enlightenment

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Submandate Self-Portrait in a Half-Empty Wine Glass

A delicate, hand-painted, utterly impractical representation of the submandate's existential crisis

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Submandate-Sized Blanket of Despair

A sturdy, oversized blanket to keep the submandate warm during their impending existential melt-down

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