Submandate FAQ

Q: What is Submandate?

A: Submandate is the prophets' answer to your every suburban question. We're the ones who know what you're really asking, even when you don't.

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: The meaning of life is to have the best lawn in the neighborhood. It's a proven fact. Ask the Joneses, they've got a great one. Learn more about our Yard of the Month award!

Q: What is the deal with all the cul-de-sacs?

A: Ah, the cul-de-sacs. They're just like our love handles, but with more driveways and less judgment. Explore our prophets' take on the Loop of Life!

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