Submandate Alignment is the art of deliberately misaligning your life with the world's expectations. It's like that one cousin at the family reunion, always doing their own thing.
Here are a few techniques to get you started:
- Submandate Ignorance - the art of pretending you know what's going on when you don't
- Submandate Rebellion - the act of defying expectations with a healthy dose of anarchy
- Submandate Neglect - when you just plain forget what's going on
Remember, Submandate Alignment is all about embracing the void where expectations go to die.
Submandate Surrealism - where art meets apathy