Welcome to Therapeutic Submandates, where we specialize in treating the most mundane of problems with the most absurd of solutions.
Our team of expert submandates are trained in the art of applying Band-Aids to broken dreams, and sipping tea with existential crises.
Click here to view our profiles of submandates in action.
Or, if you're feeling really stuck, try our Emergency Submandating services, where we'll send a submandate to your location to talk you down from the ledge.