Submandates for Underconfident Individuals

Welcome, fellow underconfident souls! Here, you'll find a series of submandates to help you navigate the treacherous waters of life with a healthy dose of uncertainty.

Submandate 1: The Art of Fake Confidence

Overconfident Individuals think they're doing just fine, but you know the truth: it's okay to be wrong! Develop a fake confidence that's just as convincing as a well-timed, awkward grin.

Procrastination Techniques - because who needs to be on time, really?

Submandate 2: The Power of Self-Deception

You are not as lost as you think you are. Repeat it with me: "I am not as lost as I think I am." Repeat it three times a day, with conviction.

Delusional Dreaming: A Guide - where the impossible becomes possible, and your neighbors start wearing matching outfits.