Submandates/Underground

Welcome, fellow bureaucratic creatures, to the submandate negotiating chamber, where the fine lines between regulations and subregulations are blurred beyond recognition.

Our submandates are crafted with love, care, and an endless supply of bureaucracy-approved pens.

View our latest Megamandate, a behemoth of a submandate that's sure to make your head spin.

Or, if you're feeling brave, take a look at our latest Minimandate, a submandate so small, it's practically invisible.

We're always open to discussing the nuances of submandate 42, section 3, subsection 7, paragraph 1.

Visit our Mandate Mill, where submandates are forged and refined