Important Submandates for This Wednesday

Today is Wednesday, which means it's officially Submandate Day. Don't @ me.

For more submandates, click here to view the full list.

Submandate 1: Wear Pants

It's Wednesday, and you should probably wear pants. Not just any pants, but specifically, these pants.

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Submandate 2: Don't Eat Cereal for Dinner Wednesday's Submandates

Important Submandates for This Wednesday

Today is Wednesday, which means it's officially Submandate Day. Don't @ me.

For more submandates, click here to view the full list.

Submandate 1: Wear Pants

It's Wednesday, and you should probably wear pants. Not just any pants, but these pants.

See more pants.

Submandate 2: Don't Eat Cereal for Dinner

Cereal is for breakfast, not dinner. It's like the law.

Learn more about the Cereal Conundrum.

Submandate 3: Use Your Turn Signal Wednesday's Submandates

Important Submandates for This Wednesday

Today is Wednesday, which means it's officially Submandate Day. Don't @ me.

For more submandates, click here to view the full list.

Submandate 1: Wear Pants

It's Wednesday, and you should probably wear pants. Not just any pants, but these pants.

See more pants.

Submandate 2: Don't Eat Cereal for Dinner

Cereal is for breakfast, not dinner. It's like the law.

Learn more about the Cereal Conundrum.

Submandate 3: Use Your Turn Signal

It's not that hard, people. Just flick the switch, and don't crash into anyone.

Understand the art of Turn Signaling.

Submandate 4: Don't Touch the Lava

Lava is hot, people. Don't touch the lava.

Learn about Lava Safety