Welcome to the Submandate Player, where the whims of the masses are met with calculated indifference. I'm Wayne, your trusty guide through the labyrinthine bureaucracy of Submandate 7.0.
Submandate 7.0: Where the only thing more endless than the forms is the ennui of the users.
Mandate 4: The Incoherent Mandate of Unfettered Chaos Mandate 5: The Mandate of Slightly More Red Tape, but with More Forms Mandate 6: The Mandate of Unending, Unmitigated Disaster