Wayne's Submandate Player

Welcome to the Submandate Player, where the whims of the masses are met with calculated indifference. I'm Wayne, your trusty guide through the labyrinthine bureaucracy of Submandate 7.0.

Mandate 1: The Inscrutable Mandate of Unending Red Tape Mandate 2: The Slightly Less Inscrutable Mandate of Mildly Less Red Tape Mandate 3: The Unmitigated Disaster of No Mandate At All

Submandate 7.0: Where the only thing more endless than the forms is the ennui of the users.

Mandate 4: The Incoherent Mandate of Unfettered Chaos Mandate 5: The Mandate of Slightly More Red Tape, but with More Forms Mandate 6: The Mandate of Unending, Unmitigated Disaster