Welcome, esteemed submandator, to our Mandator Schedule, where the art of submandating is taken to a whole new level of absurdity.
In this esteemed submandatorium, we pride ourselves on our Movements, a series of carefully crafted, utterly pointless gestures designed to confuse and amuse the general public.
Our FAQ will guide you through the basics of submandating, including but not limited to: What is a submandator, anyway? and Can I still get a decent Wi-Fi signal if I'm a submandator?
For the more adventurous submandators, we invite you to participate in our Mandator Challenge, where you can submandate your way to fame and fortune.
Or, if all else fails, just browse our Submandator Glossary for a comprehensive collection of submandatory terms.