Submandator FAQ - Because Submandators Deserve Better

Welcome to the Submandator FAQ

Because Submandators Deserve Better, we've compiled this list of Frequently Asked Questions.

A Submandator is a highly trained, highly skilled, and highly caffeinated individual who can handle any situation that arises.

Submandators are known for their ability to simultaneously solve world hunger, end the Cold War, and fold a mean t-shirt.

Or, you know, just Google it. You probably already have.

Sorry, we can't tell you. It's a closely guarded secret known only to a select few.

But we can tell you that it's not just about the uniform.

We're flattered by your request, but Submandators are not available for private parties. They have important work to do.

However, you can hire one for your corporate event. We have a special rate for large gatherings.